March 2012
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so i want to enter the homestuck album art contest
i need to decide if i’m going to draw new pictures or fiddle with ones i already made
i’m thinking one old and maybe two new
but the question is who do i draw for the new ones?
any ideas, people? i’m partial to all of the following but will take good suggestions:
roxy
white queen
hussie
condesce
either of the new mystery trolls
13 Year Old Jada Williams Persecuted by the... →
On Saturday, February 18, 2012, the Frederick Douglass Foundation of New York presented the first Spirit of Freedom award to Jada Williams, a 13-year old city of Rochester student. Miss Williams wrote an essay on her impressions of Frederick Douglass’ first autobiography the Narrative of the Life. This was part of an essay contest, but her essay was never entered. It offended her teachers...
this is me except with my dad... seriously
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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February 2012
207 posts
Prejudice: [PoC calls white person a cracker].
Racism: Two centuries of PoC being stolen from their homelands, driven out of their native lands, tricked, raped, infected with disease, and otherwise downtrodden so as to remove them from any chance of being the dominant race.
Prejudice: [PoC gives a white person a nickname playing on the fact that they're white].
Racism: PoC must, from the moment they realize a baby is on the way, worry about whether giving a child a name reflecting their heritage will affect their chances at a good life in the future. Hint: it will.
Not racism: Calling out that slavery lasted for two centuries, and civil rights did not happen for PoC until the 20th Century (you know, the century which only ended TWELVE YEARS AGO).
Racism: We should not talk about it, because it makes [non-PoC] feel bad.
Not racism: A non-PoC actor can get pretty much any role s/he wnats.
Racism: ... including roles that were originally written as PoC. PoC actors must settle for roles making them servants, sassy women, jive turkey men, criminals, drug addicts, or abused downtrodden prostitutes, the better to reinforce the negative mental image of PoC in the minds of the zeitgeist, and hold up the excuse that "they bring it on themselves".
Not Racism: Flattering pictures of people used to represent them on the web.
Racism: Flattering pictures of Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton, Michelle Bachman. But the most unflattering pic available of Michelle Obama is used for the same article.
Not Racism: Articles about women's features.
Racism: Article purporting to have scientific "proof" that Black women are uglier than women of any other race.
Not Racism: America is where everyone is supposed to have equal chance.
Racism: Equal chance? Freed slaves were lucky if they got 40 Acres and a Mule, after working for free for generations for people who are now wealthy and offered no other reparations.
Not Racism: Irish History Month, Italian History Month, French History Month, German History Month, etc. All of which would, technically, qualify, btw, as White History Months.
Racism: It's not Cameroon History Month, Nigerian History Month, Egyptian History Month, Zimbabwean History Month, Zaire History Month, Somalian History Month, etc. It's BLACK History Month. Doesn't matter what country in Africa you come from. If you're Black you just all get lumped in together.
Not Racism: PoC describe their experiences.
Racism: Non-PoC interrupt, derail, silence, mock, deride, or cite "oversensitivity" because it makes them feel uncomfortable to know that PoC have endured this, and to have to acknowledge their privilege -- and their responsibility to do something about it if they really are as anti-racist as they profess.
...add your own examples.
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just finished watching a study in pink for the...
from all the shit i see on tumblr i was like okay so this sherlock seems pretty cool and cold and collected and chill as fuck
and then
giggling
jumping around
shouting
he is a total dorkdoofusidiotbutt
and i am in love already
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fuckyeahridiculousanimelines:
gpoy
i'm just a dinosaur i don't understand
You: hello i'm a raptor and these are the only english words i know
Stranger: really?
Stranger: cool
You: RAAAAAAWWWWR
Stranger: rawr stand I love u In raptor language
Stranger: =))
You: raaawwrrr rawwwr
You: RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR
Stranger: nigga its mean u're crazy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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i'm actually crying now
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: do u masturbate with a hairbrush?
You: i'm a raptor
Stranger: im a laker
Stranger: biggie smalls just got dropped
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
Oh my GOD the risotto The scallops It’s crap. CRAP.
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raptor dance
Stranger: hi
You: male/female/raptor?
Stranger: raptor?
You: yes
You: like me
Stranger: i see your from the internets
You: clever girl
Stranger: i like you stranger
You: well i like eating your flesh
Stranger: i think i would be delicious thank you
You: so can we get down to that because i didn't come to omegle to dick around
You: thanks
You: *devours*
Stranger: *le dead now
You: great thanks for the meal
Stranger: I don't always talk with strangers on the internet
Stranger: But when I do
You: now excuse me i need to chase an annoying pair of kids and a paleontologist with a weird eyebrow
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hit the floor
Stranger: Everyone walk the dinosaur
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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grief-bacon replied to your post: Stranger: I’m lezbo You: who is your favorite…
I’m in lesbanons with you.
good now get on my dick
welp
You: CAW CAW
Stranger: *boom*
You: try again motherfucker
You: davesprite never die
Stranger: pff
Stranger: just trying to maim
You: missed anyway
Stranger: bird shot nigga
Stranger: I got your buddies
You: don't have any
You: lone world
Stranger: if you are a crow
Stranger: you roll with 300
You: i'm technically
You: half a bird
You: half a boy
You: and all badass
Stranger: you mean homosexual
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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yes this happened
You: hello
Stranger: Hi
You: my name is cher
Stranger: Hows you ?
Stranger: Im steve
You: hi steve
You: do you believe in life after love?
Stranger: Yes
You: good
Stranger: I believe in open love
Stranger: And the mutual sharing of feelings
You: that's really lovely
You: i wrote about those things in some of my songs
Stranger: Ok so you write songs do you ?
You: yep you might have heard some of them in the 80s
You: if you could turn back time you would have herd them
Stranger: Do you really think I'm that gullible
You: you don't believe me? i really did write songs!
Stranger: Give me afew titles then
You: god i can't believe you are so suspicious what did you get moonstruck or something
Stranger: I have to be suspicious
You: i guess that's true
You: after all, i am just someone on the internet
Stranger: Yes we both are
You: i could be an elusive butterfly or somethign for all you know
You: or a gypsy
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wait what
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Over 30
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: whats up
You: i'm ash ketchum, from pallet town!
Stranger: im bacon, from delicious town!
You: WOW
You: are you a pokemon?
You: can i catch you?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im delicious
You: YES
You: okay!
Stranger: and greasy!
You: *turns hat backwards*
Stranger: i dispense lots of grease to make my enemies have heart attacks
You: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU
Stranger: IM VERY EFFECTIVE
Stranger: *BATTLE MODE*
You: PIKACHU USE THUNDERSHOCK
Stranger: BACON USES GREASE-SELF - DEFENSES UP 100%
You: PIKACHU'S ATTACK MISSED
You: PIKACHU, USE SWIFT!
Stranger: BACON, USES FRYING - BACON TURNS TO A CRISP IMMUNE TO PHYSICAL DAMAGE
Stranger: BACON USES MIND CONTROL
You: PIKACHU IMMEDIATELY KILLS SELF
You: ASH CRIES SELF TO SLEEP
Stranger: BACON EATS SELF ON ACCIDENT VIA MIND CONTROL
Stranger: bacon dies
You: well that was depressing all around
Stranger: :(
Stranger: poor bacon
You: poor heroes
You: this day shall live on in our infinite memories
Stranger: the story will be sung for years to come
Stranger: i will sing of this great day in choir tomorrow
Stranger: err
Stranger: depdressing day
You: i will recite sad retellings of it in the streets
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: depressing
Stranger: i will publish a story of it in print
Stranger: and make millions
Stranger: until i can clone bacon
You: and i will go on oprah saying you robbed me of my rights to creative license
You: and the scandal will make both of us billionares
Stranger: and i will learn the ways of the force to avoid prosecution
You: this is a good future
Stranger: yes it is
Stranger: until i clone bacon via the force
Stranger: and we take over the universe
Stranger: then the bacon civil war erupts leaving only the internet, destroying the universe
Stranger: which means im dead now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
“You: mooney?
Stranger: هاي
Stranger: hi
Stranger: u wanna money?
You have...”
can't stop
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl ?
You: 20/f/lesbanon
Stranger: Im 19 m turkey
Stranger: u horny ?
You: no i don’t have any horns
You: you do?
Stranger: sometimes :)
You: do you lose them seasonally like a deer?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: I’m lezbo
You: who is your favorite czar?
You: oh good i’m from lesbanon
Stranger: wat?
You: are you from lesbos?
Stranger: r u lesbo
You: i’m from lesbanon
You: i’m lesbanonian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
omegle why
Stranger: Guy or girl
You: my previous chat partner liked wet pussy
You: i don’t personally
You: because my cat gets very angry when you give her a bath
Stranger: Soo girl?
You: my cat is a girl yes
Stranger: Nooo are u a giel
Stranger: Girl
You: oh well no i’m actually not even human
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
“Stranger: hey
You: how do you feel about penguin voting rights?
Stranger:...”
雨夜の★人: Just a little personal experience. →
yukaristea:
I have never fucking had a Black POC talk to me that way like the girl in that video portrayed it to be.
I have never been told to turn my ‘Chinese’ music down and blah blah blah. I’ve never been told i’m weird for eating anything that isn’t common here. Which the only thing I…
Tumblr: America needs to stop being racist and sexist, pay more attention to women and PoC ok
CBS: Hey guys guess what we decided Watson should be played by a Taiwanese, female actress in our version of Sherlock Holmes
Tumblr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT HOW DARE YOU I AM BOYCOTTING YOUR SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
roflcoffee:
zincfingers:
babby condesce has terrible oberlin hair
DOUBLE RAT-TAILS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY
why are you perfect
why do you always say the right things
apparently hussie’s girlfriend says they are braids? i don’t know. it doesn’t matter to me either way.
James the Dog: you're the expert here so i'll ask
James the Dog: does the jake/dirk ship have a name
James the Dog: can i start calling it double pistols and a twink
averyniceprince12weed: omfg
James the Dog: what is it too perfect
“A - Your current OTP
B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone...”
– (via dolthalion)
Oh god this is a dangerous meme
(via katspaw)
entertain me plx?
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serious question for a sec
i’ll stop dicking around on omegle long enough to ask this so if you have a serious answer please help me out.
japan is an expensive place and i like art so the obvious conclusion is i was thinking of doing cheap commissions if there is absolutely any interest. i don’t really expect any but i figured hey why the hell not ask anyway.
basically i would be willing to draw any character...
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雨夜の★人: My brother knows racism before he's even... →
queerhairyvag:
Welp! That’s great! Gonna rant now! AS USUAL WHAT ELSE IS NEW
Before he was 8, things were fine and dandy and he’s a happy adorable snotrag!
He isin’t treated any differently and if he is, he’s too young to notice at the time.
He’s 10. He’s talented at creating…
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.