this will be a continuing series
so
I’m sitting right now with my friends Ketnapa and Katelyn
Katelyn is from oberlin
anyway, there is a girl sitting across the room from us tutoring a guy in Japanese and
we hear the word “Ghetto” so we stop to listen
AND SHE ACTUALLY FUCKING TALKS ABOUT HOW
“the ghetto is dangerous”
“poor people live there”
“I stand out too much because I’m not like Hispanic or something, so I might get robbed”
“but Japan isn’t like that.”
ARE YOU FUCKING
KIDDING ME
WHITE GIRL, SIT DOWN.
the conclusion is that we set the world on fire because people.
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE.
She’s all like, “Do you know what the ghetto is? It’s where there are gangs, and poor people. And it’s not safe for me to go there because I stand out because I’m not like, hispanic. So people will think oh hey we should take her money!”
I WANTED TO EAT HER INTESTINES.
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE. She’s all like, “Do you know what...ghetto is? It’s...
Ugh that’s super shitty,